1. PolyMetric Siesta
Made for you in isolation w/ ❤ by Toys on the afternoon of March 25th, 20/20 @ SplendidMethLab
A msg from $™:
"Due to recent unforeseen circumstances, it appears much of the world at large has been granted paid leave from work, to do with as they plz, so long as this includes fraternizing with absolutely no one and being enveloped by fluxing states of unending fear.
We encourage you to act in accordance and take care of yourselves and your ❤'d ones in this time of...um...impending doom (jeez, didn't see this one coming, guys, really hope everyone's doing okay out there), and plz, as always, thx you for your patience, human_friend."
Released March 26, 20/20
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