We at Splendid Industries receive many questions regarding our in-house research team, Dusts of Binary. In an effort to alleviate some of the mystery, we are here & now to offer our patient human_inquirers a little insight into what our team actually is, and what they're really up to. Let it be established that from this moment onward Splendid Industries ($™) and affiliates accept no legal responsibility for adverse effects resulting from the statements & opinions provided in this document.
As you may already know, Dusts of Binary (or DustBin) operates out of our Splendid Methodologies Laboratory (or SplendidMethLab) working tirelessly to develop new auditory technologies to assist human_kind as it enters the Post Binary (or PostBin) era.
So what does this mean exactly? Well, in the current age of unprecedented technological evolution, society has been spurred forth, interconnected, and subsequently overwhelmed by globe-spanning developments in computer sciences based on a foundation of binary systems invented by 19th century mathematician, George Boole (see Boolean Logic).
While binary strategies have unquestionably dominated the collective socio-computational consciousness and furthered ambitions as they relate to globalization, space exploration, and other areas of importance up to this point, the gaps left by our familiar "1"s and "0"s system that had until now been serving us silently are being uncovered.
Yes or No? Left or Right? These are the questions human_kind has asked for a near-century of binary dominance, and everything has gone pretty okay so far, right?
Now, this is a complex question sure to generate polarizing response and furious debate among Earth's human_citizens, but the short answer is: Yes, mostly, but in many instances, No... no, not really.
(You may already be starting to see why this system has reached its expiration date.)
In otherwords, it seems as though it may be time for binary to bite the dust, so to speak. Making way for innovative tech developments designed to rocket human_kind over the new horizons of our PostBin future, pioneering strategies are a requirement if the human_species hope to cope with the fluxing climates of a shifting landscape. It may seem like a frightening time...and yeah, sure, it kinda is.
- Dusts of Binary
Though the urge may surge to outright panic when assessing the uncertainty and implicit terror of these shocking revelations, $™ requests that you plz remain calm. As we cross over into a new age of quantum computation, our dust in TrustBin to assess & address your immediate concerns has not diminished - quite the opposite.
Through real-time auditory discovery and practical real-world implementation, our team will continue to lead the charge into the fragmented corridors of PostBin civilization. Even in the face of predicated doom, Dusts of Binary hold steadfast in their mission of spreading hope and quashing fears, knowing that imminent doom is just another step in the collective evolution of the human_species.
We hope that the information provided here will lend a sense of clarity & serve to pacify your groundless trepidation. But if you do happen to find yourself needing a more personal form of reassurance, Dusts of Binary will be conducting live experiments in a public forum as part of Splendid Industries' Inaugural Ball on 8/8 @ 8pm in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Plz, let us be the first to wish you true & everlasting bliss, in good times as in times of meandering apocalypse, always & forever:
Have a nice doom :)
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