(...or penguin crying in the desert)

Meet Topsy. Topsy is an octopus. Topsy goes on exciting adventures. Topsy manages liquid assets. Topsy is consolidating power globally.

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Tyson - Bass / Piano / Glockenspiel / Auxiliary & Percussion
Trev - Drums
Santiago - Guitar
 
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Recorded from 2008-2010 in Room 38
Pre-mix by Chris Perra @ Hostile StudiosProduction
Final mix by Toys Etcetera @ SplendidMethLabAlbum
Artwork by Toys Etc.

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